Whatever

booknerdswiftie

urbancatfitters

do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

holmes-sweet-holmes

You do that every morning???

jolivet

EVERY MORNING.

youblowuponesun

wait

is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons

jolivet

no son

youarelookingatthis

Wait, other countries don’t do this.

wholock-rab wholock-rab

*whispers* Not even Russia

bemusedlybespectacled

I remember when my dad had a conversation with me

because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)

and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”

and I said “why not?”

“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”

“oh. hitler.”

“exactly”

foxanddanapetrie

RE FUCKING TWEET

peskylilcritter

as an austrian, that is literally what i think about every time the subject comes up

lydia-gastrell

Not just the pledge, but flags. FLAGS. The American flag is fucking everywhere. You can’t stand on a public street and look in any direction without seeing at least one American flag. For crying out loud, they are flying outside fast food joints. WTF does McDonald’s have a flagpole? I lived in Spain for more than a year and I’m certain I didn’t see the Spanish flag hanging anywhere that wasn’t an actual government building, and even then not every time.

Source: urbancatfitters